when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, I simultaneously learned that fracturing your penis is a thing that can happen while my wife fractured mine in the middle of some rough reverse cowgirl. My penis is now black and blue with an almost 90 degree bend, and to make it worse the ambulance guys thought it was funny. FML

October 4, 2020 at 12:28 pm Add a comment!

At least got sex. 90 degrees is a lot though….

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