when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, I met my daughter’s first serious boyfriend, only she forgot to mention he has hypermobility. All I did was shaking his hand normally, but it still dislocated three of his knuckles. My daughter made me call his mother to explain what I did. FML

September 29, 2018 at 12:24 pm Add a comment!

Good thing you didn´t gave hime a big bears hug.

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