when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, I learned it’s a bad idea to text and smoke while drunk, because there is an increased risk of throwing your phone off the balcony and sticking your cigarette into your pocket. FML

June 28, 2022 at 11:01 am Add a comment!

Great. Cigarettes are expensive so now you have that butt for your next smoke.

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