when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, I have to pay my college an extra $1000 because there is a $20 charge every time you get locked out of your room and I have an extremely poor short-term memmory. I am also only allowed to have exactly one keycard at any given time. FML

April 5, 2019 at 2:30 pm Add a comment!

That explains how they could have such a low tuition fee.

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