when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, I had to go to the ER because of a terrible allergic reaction I had to the cookies my “friend” made for me. She assured me several times that there were no nuts in them. Turns out, she put nuts in them on purpose, to see whether or not I was really allergic. FML

September 18, 2019 at 9:40 pm Add a comment!

Good thing you had a reaction so she didn´t proved you wrong.

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food, Friends

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