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Today I had to decide between buying medicine and buying food FML

March 27, 2019 at 8:38 am 2 comments

Let me suggest you choose the medicine. It is some sugar in the pills so you will get some carbs to…

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steve
3/27/2019 | 8:40 am Permalink

Are you sure you don´t have time to go buy both…

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- Mary
  3/27/2019 | 8:41 am Permalink
  
  Why would she go buy boots when she can´t buy the food…
  
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