when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, I had my first glass of red wine after months of pregnancy and giving birth. Just as I sat down and started to relax, I spilled it all over myself and my in-law’s couch. FML

January 10, 2018 at 1:00 pm Add a comment!

All good. It´s not good to drink so much while breastfeeding either so good thing you didn´t swallowed all that wine.

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