when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, I got lost in a foreign city while on vacation and couldn’t communicate with anyone, because I didn’t speak the language and no one seemed to be able, or even wanted, to speak to me in mine. FML

February 26, 2023 at 7:51 pm Add a comment!

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