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Today, I gave my wife a £55 gin Advent calendar. She gave me a £1 one with chocolates i don’t like. FML

December 4, 2020 at 8:55 am 1 comment

If you get a divorce, half of your stuff will go to you so at least you will get at least half of the gin bottles, and get rid of half of the choclate.

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12/4/2020 | 8:59 am Permalink

If she drinks a couple of the bottles she might get in the mood for sex, so at least you get something.
Then if you give her some of the chocolate she might get in the mood again.
There you go. Not so bad advent after all.

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