when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, I found out why my girlfriend has been angry with me ever since I moved in with her. Apparently, she is pissed that I taught her cat how to play fetch and keep treating him like a dog. FML

July 25, 2021 at 6:23 pm Add a comment!

No worries. Just teach her the same thing and she will find out how fun it is.

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