when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, I found out the joke I’ve been telling for 15 years is true. I am adopted. FML

March 31, 2019 at 9:10 am Add a comment!

Now you can finally understand that awkward smile your parent had on their faces when you told that joke…

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