when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, I found out that my girlfriend actually broke up with me a week ago. Apparently, she thought it wasn’t necessary to tell me, she just assumed I’d figure it out on my own. FML

March 12, 2020 at 10:12 pm Add a comment!

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