when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, I found out that my best friend and I are pregnant. This would be much more exciting if my boyfriend wasn’t the father of both. FML

July 17, 2021 at 11:21 pm Add a comment!

Now you both dump him and get along with your lifes.

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