when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, I found out one of my exes is trans. I’m very happy for her, but I’m starting to think I have the wrong type, as I have had 3 ex-boyfriends come out as gay and 3 come out at trans right after breaking up. I really hope my current boyfriend doesn’t have a secret. FML

July 25, 2021 at 6:26 pm Add a comment!

Next time, just pretend to be a boy, and when your partner comes out as gay you just… surprise…

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