when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, I finally got home after not seeing my husband for a few months because of work. He grew an enormous ginger moustache like Yosemite Sam. After months apart, we are now arguing because he refuses to shave and I refuse to kiss him until he does. FML

September 2, 2018 at 8:53 pm Add a comment!

What about sexual intercource?

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