when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, I egged my cheating ex’s car. Actually, I should clarify; I egged my cheating ex’s sister’s car, thinking it was his. She gave me a black eye and knocked out two of my teeth while my ex laughed his ass off. FML

December 26, 2017 at 3:39 pm Add a comment!

At least you didn´t got your car egged by no reason.

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