when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, I developed a serious case of diarrhea. This wouldn’t be so bad if I wasn’t suffering from a severe cough as well. I’m terrified to cough again, because I’m running out of clean underwear. FML

July 12, 2021 at 9:27 pm Add a comment!

Just sit on the toilet coughing. As long as you don´t throw up at the same time you are fine.

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