when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today I decided to shave my back with clippers by myself and of course there are little cut marks all over my back…my girl saw them and accused me of cheating and left me. FML

March 13, 2019 at 1:24 pm Add a comment!

No problem, with a newly shaved back you will be hot in the singles market.

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