when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, I decided to eat healthier. I started with making 2 eggs and burning down whole kitchen. FML

September 25, 2017 at 8:02 pm Add a comment!

Well, don´t worry. Periodic fast is healthy too.

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