when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, I can remember dozens of serial killers, their victims, the way they killed, the length of their prison sentences, and anything else about them, but nothing related to my upcoming science test. FML

January 27, 2017 at 12:06 pm Add a comment!

Just take a course in criminology instead.

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