when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, I came home from an eight month deployment to find my wife four months into her pregnancy. She actually thinks that I believe it’s mine. FML

December 8, 2019 at 7:56 pm Add a comment!

Well, whose else would it be…

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