when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, I automated a task at work and a day-long procedure ran in a few hours. My boss was completely unimpressed because “I’m not paid to automate stuff, I’m paid to work”. FML

July 7, 2018 at 9:48 pm Add a comment!

Just not tell him, and you can watch funny things on the internet, while your automation-process do the work.

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