when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, I accompanied a friend to the hospital to visit the guy I like, who was just out of surgery and still high. When he asked who we were, my friend immediately said that I was his wife. He then started bawling, saying, “Oh God! No! What did I do to deserve this?!?” FML

January 25, 2018 at 7:50 pm Add a comment!

Just put him back to sleep and you can make a better first impression next time.

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