when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, at work, I bumped into what looked like a small child and said, “sorry, little man”. Turns out he actually was a “little person”. FML

February 9, 2017 at 10:34 am Add a comment!

You said exactly right. Little. man.

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