when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, at 3 in the morning, I rolled out of bed in my sleep, landing butt-first into my trash can and scraping my arm on my bedside table. I cleaned up the mess I’d made and tried to stop my arm from bleeding. During which, my dad banged on the door and told me to keep it down. FML

August 22, 2019 at 5:21 pm Add a comment!

I can´t stop laughing and in an 50 years or so you will laugh to.

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