when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, as I was on the floor playing with the dog, my husband walked past, tripped over something, and fell on me, smashing his bony elbow right into my crotch. FML

October 6, 2023 at 10:23 am Add a comment!

At least that wan´t make you pregnant

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