when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, as I was coming out of McDonald’s, there was a street musician playing outside. He had his saxophone case open for money. I meant to give him a ten, and it wasn’t until I got home later that I realized I’d accidentally given him a hundred-dollar bill. FML

March 12, 2020 at 10:10 pm Add a comment!

Next time you pass him. Just take $90 back from the case. He will understand.

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