when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, after 4 days without being able to poop, now, while sitting stuck in traffic, I have the sudden urge to use the bathroom. FML

July 19, 2019 at 8:23 pm Add a comment!

Just use a plastic bag. If you hold it in it might take another four days.

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