when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, a little girl came up to me and told me I looked like a foot. Thanks a bunch, darling. FML

February 5, 2017 at 7:28 pm Add a comment!

So did the former Swedish prime minister (Ingvar Carlsson) so don´t worry.

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