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Today, I’m so broke after my recent divorce that I stole toilet paper from my church. I’m the pastor. FML

August 15, 2019 at 7:38 pm Add a comment!

Don´t worry. A divorce might also be a sin according to some doctrines so stealing might not be worse than that.

Today, we were at church when I pulled my toddler’s hand out of his pants and he screamed “I WAS MAKING MY PENIS BIG!” I need a new church. FML

September 2, 2018 at 8:57 pm Add a comment!

Yes you do.