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when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, I found out that my mom found a paper with my long lost username and password to an old crypto wallet with 17 bitcoins. She’d thrown it in the garbage bin before realising what it was. The bin was empty when I went running to check it. FML

You can still go look at the dump

Today, my husband had to admit that he lost $5000 on a cryptocurrency scam that some asshole Twitch streamer convinced him to invest in via Twitter. FML

Still,it is just $5000.

Today, I almost paid off my credit card. Then, a couple of hours later, my air conditioner broke. Found out it’s 12 years-old and leaking Freon. I’m going to have to get a whole new unit, which will cost me $6,500 to $10,050. FML

Good thing you had space on your creditcard.

Today, I went out to eat with my friends. When the bill came, all 3 of them had “inconveniently” forgot their wallets at home. I ended up having to pay. It was a $178 check. FML

Good thing you didn´t forgot your wallet. Then you would have to do the dishes.

Today, my dad told me that I can’t wear leggings on Friday nights, because, “your butt is too distracting for my poker buddies.” FML

Just keep them on and make a deal with him you get half of his winings…

Today, I had to call a locksmith because I got locked out of my apartment. It cost a total of $350 to break in and repair the lock. Not even 3 hours later, I dropped my only key in the sewer. FML

Maybe you could ask the locksmith for a quantity discount.

Today, as I was coming out of McDonald’s, there was a street musician playing outside. He had his saxophone case open for money. I meant to give him a ten, and it wasn’t until I got home later that I realized I’d accidentally given him a hundred-dollar bill. FML

Next time you pass him. Just take $90 back from the case. He will understand.

Today, I need money to fix my car, I need my car to get to work, and I need work to get money. FML

That what loans are for.

Today I had to decide between buying medicine and buying food FML

Let me suggest you choose the medicine. It is some sugar in the pills so you will get some carbs to…

Today, my sister couldn’t find the spare key I gave her for my apartment, so I had to pay a $50 fee to the leasing office. Not 30 minutes after paying, she found the key. In her purse. On her keychain. FML

Great. Now you know where it is til next time.