Today, it’s my 18th birthday. As I moved out of home to study, and currently spend 95% of my wage on rent, I asked my mother for any amount of money as my gift. I desperately need new shoes and underwear, and haven’t eaten for two days. Instead, I got a pair of earrings. FML

At least you will look good when you starve to death. (Don´t bother about the smell from the underwear. You want smell that good anyway.)