Today, it’s my birthday, none of my friends wished me a thing. I spent the whole day crying and then decided to call few of them and sobbingly demanded an explanation. Most of them didn’t pick up, the rest called me a drama queen, saying that my birthday isn’t as important as I think. FML
You can still make a surprise-party for yourself…
Today, I found out my parents paid my “best friend” to be my friend for the past 7 years. She’s my only friend too. FML
Yea, they couldn´t probably afford another one…
Just don´t think about it when you hang out the next time.
Today, I sent a dude a snapchat of my food. He responded with a video of him taking a shower, nude. FML
Just send a nude video back and then. Ha ha you got him.
Today, I had to go to the ER because of a terrible allergic reaction I had to the cookies my “friend” made for me. She assured me several times that there were no nuts in them. Turns out, she put nuts in them on purpose, to see whether or not I was really allergic. FML
Good thing you had a reaction so she didn´t proved you wrong.
Don´t worry. You might get a suprise-party from yourself to before the day is over.
Today, my best friend told me she didn’t want to be my friend anymore, because she wanted to start afresh in college and have pretty friends. FML
You can probably find some new pretty friends in college.
Today, I felt so lonely that when I was watching a ghost show, I wished my house was haunted so at least some sort of presence was with me, even if it was in another dimension. FML
You always have Molgan.
Today, I organized a party at my place, invited 20 people, bought snacks and cancelled my workout. Nobody showed up. I ended up eating a whole ciabatta alone. FML
To bad you canceled your workout. You should have just moved it. You are gonna need it.
Yea, I could also pay to get some time for myself…
Today, I told my roommate that I was an atheist and she laughed. I left and returned to find her and her prayer group praying for my soul. She told me to accept Jesus Christ as my lord and savior. I said no. Then she told me to find somewhere else to live. FML
See, accepting Jesus Christ as your lord and savior could have helped you out a lot there.