Today, for my 18th birthday, I went out to a club with my mate and I drank so much I ended up breaking my nose. I was there for an hour. FML
That´s effective though. Most people don´t fall and brake their nose until after midnight, spending 6 – 7 hours at the club.
Today, it was my birthday, and even the person who seemed excited about me finally turning 21 and can legally drink forgot. Guess who got drunk alone tonight? This guy. FML
At least you got drunk. And it was legal.