Today, I learned it’s a bad idea to text and smoke while drunk, because there is an increased risk of throwing your phone off the balcony and sticking your cigarette into your pocket. FML
Great. Cigarettes are expensive so now you have that butt for your next smoke.
Today, I went kayaking with some friends, and I had an empty beer can dedicated to throwing cigarette butts in. After running out of beer, I took a big swig from the only can in my kayak. Twice. FML
No worries. Some nicotine will cheer you up
Today, for my 18th birthday, I went out to a club with my mate and I drank so much I ended up breaking my nose. I was there for an hour. FML
That´s effective though. Most people don´t fall and brake their nose until after midnight, spending 6 – 7 hours at the club.
Today, it was my birthday, and even the person who seemed excited about me finally turning 21 and can legally drink forgot. Guess who got drunk alone tonight? This guy. FML
At least you got drunk. And it was legal.