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when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

If it was a transvestite you may actually was lucky

Today, I got shitfaced at a club. A cute girl I’d met earlier in the evening offered to drive me home in my car and spend the night with me. She crashed my car and did a runner before the cops showed up. They wouldn’t believe my story. I now have a wrecked car and a DUI. FML

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