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  1. By FML Approved - Dads. It’s so cute when they try, but sometimes they’re just clueless. Like this man, whose loving gesture turned out to be an FML. He cooked a nice dinner for his family and only after did his wife inform him that he’d used her menstrual cup as a measuring cup.
  2. By Anonymous - Today, on our 5th anniversary, I asked my boyfriend what he loved most about me. He told me with brutal honesty that it's how I look like, act like, and have the same first name as his favourite character from Family Guy. FML
  3. By MiserableGradStudent - Today, I was teaching my microbiology lab class as a graduate TA. Some dumbass frat boy dared his friend to drink a tube of E. coli and the idiot did it. Now everything in the lab is contaminated with vomit. FML
  4. By Alan - Whether it's people not understanding how the world works or just people fucking their shit up, this is the place to check out idiots being idiots. No boring fluff, just funny stuff!
  5. By Nina - What a shitshow this year has been. Thankfully, there are only a few weeks left. But before you nosedive into what’s bound to be a long goodbye to 2017, have one last laugh, courtesy of Twitter!
  6. By Anonymous - Today, I narrowly avoided shooting myself in the foot with a nail gun. I considered myself the luckiest guy ever, until I stepped on a plank with another nail sticking out of it, which went right through my foot. Oh well. FML
  7. By Coyote - Today, the cat was screaming for canned food. To save the ears of everyone in the house, I decided to give him what he wanted. When I popped the lid, it squirted stinky cat-food gravy all over my shirt. When I tried to remove the shirt, it all went inside my pants. FML
  8. By nobabies - Today, I attended my husband's holiday brunch at a company I also used to work for. I was excited to see former coworkers until one raced up, grabbed my belly, and in front of a crowded room, exclaimed, "You're pregnant!" Nope, just older and a bit fatter. FML
  9. By Nina - This holiday is actually about a clown named Weary Willie, but since “weary willie” sounds like a tired penis, here a bunch of FMLs about floppy, unenergized willies.
  10. By Nina - In this week’s edition of the comment corral, we see a lot of the same users, lots of talk of dildos, and a buttload of puns.
  11. By so much pain... - Today, I tried to fight my girlfriend’s ex-boyfriend because she told me he used to beat her. Turns out, she was lying to “impress” me, and her ex has a black belt in taekwondo. I’m in excruciating pain right now. FML
  12. By missseloit3 - Today I caught my husband cheating on me in our bed with my 19-year-old brother. FML
  13. By FML Approved - Poor guy. His hook-up didn’t even leave him with the right number and now he might be a father?! This is why you always use a condom. Watch him squirm, you’re going to love it.
  14. By Alan - Here's another selection of the worst FMLs we've received over the years. Read them and weep.
  15. By Anonymous - Today, while driving to work, an idiot pulled out of a junction without looking and wiped me out. I'm now in hospital with two broken legs, looking at employment pages because I didn't give work "enough notice" about my absence. FML

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