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- By TrashGirl - Today, for our 8th wedding anniversary I gave my husband several well-thought-out gifts. He gave me divorce papers. FML
- By nadine - Pink has a pretty bad rep. It's associated a lot with women, because for some reason, it's been assigned to them at birth. Lately it's been adopted by millennials as its own shade called "Millennial Pink" because the rose gold shade can be found everywhere on millennials. Basically, pink is everywhere. Love it or hate it....either way, we've got 15 hilarious FMLs about the color for you.
- By Anonymous - Today, I told my boyfriend how my mom passed away when I was 11 after crashing her car into a tree at night. He muttered, "Women drivers." FML
- By Anonymous - Today, my boss threatened to fire me for racism after I refused to hire a black woman. I didn't hire her because she came to the interview wearing what was basically a bikini and she was covered in tattoos depicting lewd sex acts. FML
- By Nadine - The FML community was on fire this week. With a grand total of 14 funny comments, it was tough to pick the best one.
- By Birdman - Today, my 3-year-old fell asleep in our bed while cuddling me, and I let him stay since he was being so sweet. In the middle of the night, he took off his pants and pissed all over my head and back. FML
- By Big Mistake - Today, my new colleagues discovered the videos I did in college when I was short of money and didn't know they would end up online. My friend even asked if I was "the guy who came after 30 seconds and was comforted by the director". I was that guy. FML
- By nadine - Here's another selection of the worst FMLs we've received over the years. Read them and weep.
- By FML18 - Today, I found out I have oral and genital herpes as well as genital warts. I'm a 15-year-old virgin. I don't know how this happened. FML
- By thehunterofprey - Today, I came out to my parents as gay and they reacted better than I expected. Then I found my car destroyed with a note that said "fag" on what used to be my hood. I never thought I'd have to sue my own family, but I'm lucky I have security footage. FML
- By Peanutbutter runner - Today, I was instructed to make the "Staff Orientation and Training Manual" at work. It's my second day here. FML
- By wtfbabe - Today, my husband's dick went in the wrong hole. And by the wrong hole, I mean another man’s anus. FML
- By finalfantasy - Today, my brother thought it would be absolutely hilarious to replace my cold sore cream with superglue. FML
- By Nadine - Though the U.S. isn't playing and that's a real FML, the other countries do enough hilarious stuff to make up a good tweet list.
- By WaterNeeded - Today, I came back from a holiday with in-laws who don't speak English. After taking a dump and not being able to flush, I realised they had turned off the water prior to the holiday. I had to show them my poop to explain they had no running water. FML