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when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

It could have been a worse caracter…

Today, I found out that my family and friends all laugh and compare me to Spongebob behind my back. Why? Because I’m 37 and still can’t pass my driver’s test. FML

Don´t say anything negative about brown people or brown food. It may be seen as racist

Today, I got headbutted for saying that Nutella is overrated. FML

Grey is also a collor

Today, I caught my teenage daughter doing her laundry for the first time ever. She had piles of black and white, but then she threw them together in the washing machine. I told her blacks and whites were supposed to be separate, but she just said, “End the segregation, mom.” FML

Well, that line outside will probably shorten down later in the evening

Today, I needed to take a dump at school. As soon as I sat down, somebody else walked in. I’m extremely poop-shy, so I was forced to wait for several minutes while they styled their hair and applied makeup. After they left, I breathed a sigh of relief. Then someone else walked in. FML

At least she wasn´t waiting with her partner to get into the 10 000 meter club

Today, I was on an airplane, waiting to go to the bathroom. After a few minutes, the man behind me asked what I was waiting for, and checked the bathroom. It was empty, and there was a big line behind me. FML

Well, that´s big news… if it wasn´t a replay

Today, my dad texted me saying he had “big news.” I immediately called, thrilled, because I assumed he meant that he finally found a job and that our money troubles were over. The “big news” was him being excited at seeing an actor from one TV show he likes in another TV show. FML