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when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, I was playing basketball, and while trying to jump and shoot, I farted on the face of the person behind me. FML

That´s not against the rules and could give you an advantage so just keep playing. Winning is everything. Reputation is nothing.

Don´t worry, that´s not cheating

Today, I attempted to break the record for the heaviest squat in my local gym. A small crowd witnessed me breaking the record as well as releasing a huge fart. FML

That´s just if she dosn´t have a sense of humor

Today, I learned that before you tell a blonde joke, you should make sure that your high school’s 6’8″, 275-pound, blond quarterback isn’t standing behind you. FML

Good thing he didn´t see you falling

Today, while skiing down a steep mountain, a man ran over my skis, causing me to fall and roll down the slope. When I regained my balance, I saw the man had followed me just to say “How graceful” and continue on. FML