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when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Keep on like this and you will get a good job in the future. Who need friends?

Today, I received the honorary title of “student of the month,” because I’m the only quiet kid during class. Truth is, I just have no friends. I was given an award for being socially awkward. FML

Great. Then you will be done with the finals

Today, I found out all six classes I’m taking have finals on the same day. This is my first semester in college. FML

You probably got the spot were your professor used to park

Today, for the first time this semester, I was able to get parking in time for my Wednesday class. The professor was sick and class was cancelled. FML

The good side is that your teacher has been in time the last couple of weeks

Today, I finally found my watch after weeks searching for it. It was on my teacher’s wrist. FML

That´s not stupid. That´s a smart way to get some extra money

Today, my college charged me for tuition for next semester. I graduated 2 years ago. I have a degree from a place too stupid to only charge current students. FML

Take it easy. Bahamas isn´t going anywhere

Today, I went to class to take an important final for which I studied all week long and worked hard in class. Today, the teacher also told us that anyone who had an A did not have to take the final. I missed out on a trip to the Bahamas for this. FML

Now you can learn a new Mandarin word

Today, I was at my Mandarin teacher’s house. I had diarrhoea and had to go to the toilet. My mum texted me while I was still in the toilet saying, “We all heard you”. FML

At least you get rid of the annoying kids

Today, while studying for a big test at the library, some idiots started playing hide-and-seek. After putting up with their snorting and giggling for nearly an hour, I finally lost my shit and told them to knock it off. I then got kicked out for causing a disturbance. FML

Hoodies have a bad influence at the kids

Today, the principal of the school I teach at told me she’s not interested in re-hiring me because sometimes I wear a hoodie. FML

Who need books anyway

Today, I got banned from my school library after I ran after a guy who stole my bag. FML