fml.nu

when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Maybee it was…

Today, after a long day at work, I fell asleep in my living room. When I woke up, I saw a man leaving my bedroom wearing my pajamas, and I started screaming as he casually left. The cops came and apparently he’s mentally ill. He truly believed it was his house. FML

It´s still great to work from home. But not with a drunk neighbour

Today, while I was in a very important meeting on Skype, my apartment complex was evacuated due to the fire alarm going off. The reason was that my neighbour put a fork in his microwave due to him being extremely drunk. FML

Well. Maybee you can get someone else water your lawn. So now you owe me $75 for that tip.

Today, I got a notice from the housing association, if I don’t water my lawn I will be charged a $150 fine. Yet if I do water my lawn the city with charge me a $150 fine because of the drought. FML

Everyone is happy, so what are you complaining about

Today, I decided to do naked yoga in my lounge room, as I always do. Later, I found a note on my front door saying “Keep doing what you’re doing”. FML

Interesting. The first case of addiction to an addict

Today, I’m actually starting to miss my former heroin addict neighbor because of how mellow he was compared to my new neighbors. FML

It´s just like a party but without the fun

Today, while sick with the flu, I had the police called on me by my older neighbors downstairs. They thought I was hosting a party at 3 in the morning. I was really just throwing up constantly. FML

Or else she will burn your house down, or what?

Today, after a broken smoke detector in my home caused the fire department to come, I got an angry visit from my neighbor who was upset because she had parked in front of a fire hydrant and got a ticket. She demands that I pay it, “or else.” FML

Wrong. People with disabilites are always rude

Today, I have to wear earplugs in my own apartment because my neighbor won’t turn down his music. My landlord doesn’t believe me because “people with disabilities can’t be rude.” FML

If he grows up beeing a famous drummer, you will have a great story to tell twenty years from now

Today, the kid who who lives next door and shares a bedroom wall with me got a drum set for Christmas. FML