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when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

If there is a similar adress in austria, there might be a surprised happy guy over there

Today, I found out that when buying my $500 dollar dress I put my address as Austria instead of Australia. FML

You can still walk. That will save you some gasoline

Today, my boyfriend wrecked our car. Now I can’t get to work in order to make the money we need to buy a new one. FML

Don´t complain. Take some of the free stuff before it´s empty

Today, after putting a bag of dirty laundry in the laundry room to wait for an open washer, I came back to find a “free stuff” sign on all of my expensive jeans, new towels, and favorite sweatshirts. The bag was over half empty. FML

Hopefully he didn´t happen to bring a weapon.

Today, as I walked into the bank, I tripped and bumped into a security guard. He thought I was assaulting him, so he pinned me to the floor and called for backup as he held me at gunpoint. FML

Close down business or keep quiet and open a sucessfull farmacy to

Today, one of my employees called in after his 8-hour shift, explaining that he had bed bugs at home, found one on his shirt, and thinks they are in the store. I own a mattress shop. They’d spread. FML