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when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, my four-year-old son received a 20 Euro bill from his grandmother. Since he couldn’t fit the bill into his piggy bank, he tore it up into a bunch of tiny pieces to make it fit. FML

So, don´t worry, what have this to do with your life?

The government need that money though.

Today, I found out that I owe the government money and that the amount will increase if I miss the deadline 2 months ago. FML

Never mind. You would probably have bought candy with it anyway

Today, I threw away a bunch of candy wrappers from my pocket, I also managed to throw away $20. That was the only money I had. FML

Never mind. You earned $140

Today, to prove a point to my brother that playing the lotto isn’t a sure thing. I got a $10 scratcher. Thinking I’d get nothing or maybe just another scratcher, I ended up winning a free scratcher plus $100. The second scratcher I got an additional $50. Now he’s even more confident to win every time. FML

Don´t worry, the money is still there

Today, the drive-thru lady at Taco Bell broke my debit card and tried to hide it by wrapping it in a receipt. FML

Good. It will probably break soon

Today, I received a promotional message offering a half-off deal on an expensive coffee maker. The only reason why I received the message is because I bought that same coffee maker yesterday and I signed up to their mailing list. FML

Good thing you didn´t use cash

Today, I lost a book. I’d used my credit card as a bookmark. FML

Would you like an extra income or a boyfriend

Today, while walking down the street, a cute guy approached me. We ended up having some drinks then heading back to his place and hooked up. Afterwards, I used the bathroom, and when I came out, he was going through his wallet and asked me how much he owed me. FML

If there is a similar adress in austria, there might be a surprised happy guy over there

Today, I found out that when buying my $500 dollar dress I put my address as Austria instead of Australia. FML

You can still walk. That will save you some gasoline

Today, my boyfriend wrecked our car. Now I can’t get to work in order to make the money we need to buy a new one. FML