Today, my dog became too old to eat dry food. A $9 bag used to last him 3 weeks. The equivalent in the cheapest canned food is $63. FML
Well, if your dog had a “little accident” your expenses for dogfood should be just about zero.
Today, I received the Christmas gift I bought for my sister in the mail. I also received a nearly $200 bill for shipping fees, taxes, etc. for a $50 blanket from Canada. FML
She should be happy after you spent so much money at her gift.
Today, I learned that the new granite countertop in my parents’ house cost $12,000. Coincidentally, this is also the amount of money I would have needed to go to the college of my dreams instead of the cheaper school I currently attend. FML
That is priorities my friend. A collage education will be over in 4 years. A roof top will last much longer.
Today, I was volunteering at a soup kitchen and was advised to leave my wallet and cell phone in my car so they wouldn’t be stolen. Someone broke into my car and stole them. FML
Great. Your insurance will cover that much better.
Oh, that´s nothing against the cost of fixing the house.
Today, I woke up to 7 texts about the data overage charges that were accrued last night while I slept. Apparently my phone used nearly 8 GB of data, with no apps open, while I was sound asleep, leaving me with a $63 fee. FML
Just turn of that feature to automatic download movies when recieving a SMS.
Today, my four-year-old son received a 20 Euro bill from his grandmother. Since he couldn’t fit the bill into his piggy bank, he tore it up into a bunch of tiny pieces to make it fit. FML
So, don´t worry, what have this to do with your life?
Today, I found out that I owe the government money and that the amount will increase if I miss the deadline 2 months ago. FML
Today, I threw away a bunch of candy wrappers from my pocket, I also managed to throw away $20. That was the only money I had. FML
Today, to prove a point to my brother that playing the lotto isn’t a sure thing. I got a $10 scratcher. Thinking I’d get nothing or maybe just another scratcher, I ended up winning a free scratcher plus $100. The second scratcher I got an additional $50. Now he’s even more confident to win every time. FML