Oh, that´s nothing against the cost of fixing the house.
Today, I woke up to 7 texts about the data overage charges that were accrued last night while I slept. Apparently my phone used nearly 8 GB of data, with no apps open, while I was sound asleep, leaving me with a $63 fee. FML
Just turn of that feature to automatic download movies when recieving a SMS.
Today, my four-year-old son received a 20 Euro bill from his grandmother. Since he couldn’t fit the bill into his piggy bank, he tore it up into a bunch of tiny pieces to make it fit. FML
So, don´t worry, what have this to do with your life?
Today, I found out that I owe the government money and that the amount will increase if I miss the deadline 2 months ago. FML
Today, I threw away a bunch of candy wrappers from my pocket, I also managed to throw away $20. That was the only money I had. FML
Today, to prove a point to my brother that playing the lotto isn’t a sure thing. I got a $10 scratcher. Thinking I’d get nothing or maybe just another scratcher, I ended up winning a free scratcher plus $100. The second scratcher I got an additional $50. Now he’s even more confident to win every time. FML
Today, the drive-thru lady at Taco Bell broke my debit card and tried to hide it by wrapping it in a receipt. FML
Today, I received a promotional message offering a half-off deal on an expensive coffee maker. The only reason why I received the message is because I bought that same coffee maker yesterday and I signed up to their mailing list. FML
Today, I lost a book. I’d used my credit card as a bookmark. FML
Today, while walking down the street, a cute guy approached me. We ended up having some drinks then heading back to his place and hooked up. Afterwards, I used the bathroom, and when I came out, he was going through his wallet and asked me how much he owed me. FML