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when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, I learned that the new granite countertop in my parents’ house cost $12,000. Coincidentally, this is also the amount of money I would have needed to go to the college of my dreams instead of the cheaper school I currently attend. FML

That is priorities my friend. A collage education will be over in 4 years. A roof top will last much longer.

Today, I was volunteering at a soup kitchen and was advised to leave my wallet and cell phone in my car so they wouldn’t be stolen. Someone broke into my car and stole them. FML

Great. Your insurance will cover that much better.

Today, I woke up to my living room covered in 8 cm of water. My $2k computer was on that floor. FML

Oh, that´s nothing against the cost of fixing the house.

Today, I woke up to 7 texts about the data overage charges that were accrued last night while I slept. Apparently my phone used nearly 8 GB of data, with no apps open, while I was sound asleep, leaving me with a $63 fee. FML

Just turn of that feature to automatic download movies when recieving a SMS.

Today, my four-year-old son received a 20 Euro bill from his grandmother. Since he couldn’t fit the bill into his piggy bank, he tore it up into a bunch of tiny pieces to make it fit. FML

So, don´t worry, what have this to do with your life?

The government need that money though.

Today, I found out that I owe the government money and that the amount will increase if I miss the deadline 2 months ago. FML

Never mind. You would probably have bought candy with it anyway

Today, I threw away a bunch of candy wrappers from my pocket, I also managed to throw away $20. That was the only money I had. FML

Never mind. You earned $140

Today, to prove a point to my brother that playing the lotto isn’t a sure thing. I got a $10 scratcher. Thinking I’d get nothing or maybe just another scratcher, I ended up winning a free scratcher plus $100. The second scratcher I got an additional $50. Now he’s even more confident to win every time. FML

Don´t worry, the money is still there

Today, the drive-thru lady at Taco Bell broke my debit card and tried to hide it by wrapping it in a receipt. FML

Good. It will probably break soon

Today, I received a promotional message offering a half-off deal on an expensive coffee maker. The only reason why I received the message is because I bought that same coffee maker yesterday and I signed up to their mailing list. FML