Great thing it was just a false alarm. If your house had burnt down. Then your life would have sucked.
At least if it had burned down after you finished cleaning…
Today, I woke up hungover, locked in my bathroom. This wouldn’t be a problem, except in my drunken stupor, I snapped the key. I live alone and there’s no windows. FML
No windows. Good Noone have seen you in ther in your misery.
Today, I went to move a load of laundry out of the washer and into the dryer, but the clothes were already in the dryer. Normally, I would be happy about this. However, I am currently living alone. FML
Today, I was finally starting to relax after a stressful and expensive move, where I had to give up half my belongings and furniture, as well as my cat. All the stress came rushing back as my new landlord told me that he’s selling the building and I’ve got 30 days to vacate. FML