when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, my house was so dusty that when I started to clean it, the smoke detector went off. FML

Great thing it was just a false alarm. If your house had burnt down. Then your life would have sucked.

At least if it had burned down after you finished cleaning…

Today, I woke up hungover, locked in my bathroom. This wouldn’t be a problem, except in my drunken stupor, I snapped the key. I live alone and there’s no windows. FML

No windows. Good Noone have seen you in ther in your misery.

That dosn´t meen you have a secret roommate. You might just be a Little dementet.

Today, I went to move a load of laundry out of the washer and into the dryer, but the clothes were already in the dryer. Normally, I would be happy about this. However, I am currently living alone. FML

Good thing you don´t have so much stuff this time

Today, I was finally starting to relax after a stressful and expensive move, where I had to give up half my belongings and furniture, as well as my cat. All the stress came rushing back as my new landlord told me that he’s selling the building and I’ve got 30 days to vacate. FML