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when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Great. Continue like this and you will get a lot of followers

Today, I bought an expensive video game and decided to show it off and post a photo of it on Instagram. When I got home to play it, it rejected my activation key. I then realised it was showing in the Instagram post. FML

Then you can have a nice cozy evening at home. Until it´s time to pick her up

Today, my exchange student asked me for a ride to a party at a friend’s house that I didn’t know about. When I said, “Oh, just let me change”, she replied, “I just need the ride, you’re not invited.” FML

Maybee they thought you were going to be sick

Today, I overheard a large group of my friends and acquaintances making spontaneous plans to go see a movie that afternoon. I was the only person not invited. Normally I would have believed their excuse that they thought I was “sick at home”, except I was sitting a few feet away the entire time. FML

Probably because you are so beutiful

Today, I discovered my friends have contests to see who can photoshop my pictures to make them even uglier. FML

Well, at least she won´t be wearing the same kind of shoes

Today, I sent a picture to my best friend of the shoes I want to wear to prom. She replied, “Wow those are so unique”. I guess she forgot that last week she told me she only uses the word unique when she hates something. FML

You might have got a new friend

Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams’ phone number. After texting her “Hey, is this Stephanie?” I got a response saying “Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me.” FML

At least you didn´t get a dead cow

Today, the only birthday present I got was a gift card to a steak house. Not a bad gift, but I’m a vegan. FML

Thats her way to say you have made a good choice

Today, my friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted my boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML

Thats gotta hurt

Today, my roommate let out a blood-curdling scream in the bathroom. I ran in to see what was going on, only to find her sitting on the toilet, topless. Turned out she’d tried to pierce her own tit using a clothespin and a needle. FML

Well, you can tell him to be thankful you let him out

Today, I woke up while staying at my friend’s house. I saw the bathroom light on, so for a laugh, I got up and quietly pennied the door. After laughing at him struggling to open the door, I decided to let him out. Turned out it wasn’t my friend in there; it was his dad. FML