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when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Good thing is they want mock you anymore

Today, some friends got upset with me as I wouldn’t leave work early and cycle 12 miles to meet them to fix their punctures because they had no spare tubes or repair kits. The same friends that always mock me for being so prepared on bike rides. FML

Great. It wasn´t the same

Today, I realized that a classmate and I have the same glasses. To prove it, I tried bending his glasses, since mine are flexible and can bend. I snapped his glasses in half. FML

Great. Continue like this and you will get a lot of followers

Today, I bought an expensive video game and decided to show it off and post a photo of it on Instagram. When I got home to play it, it rejected my activation key. I then realised it was showing in the Instagram post. FML

Then you can have a nice cozy evening at home. Until it´s time to pick her up

Today, my exchange student asked me for a ride to a party at a friend’s house that I didn’t know about. When I said, “Oh, just let me change”, she replied, “I just need the ride, you’re not invited.” FML

Maybee they thought you were going to be sick

Today, I overheard a large group of my friends and acquaintances making spontaneous plans to go see a movie that afternoon. I was the only person not invited. Normally I would have believed their excuse that they thought I was “sick at home”, except I was sitting a few feet away the entire time. FML

Probably because you are so beutiful

Today, I discovered my friends have contests to see who can photoshop my pictures to make them even uglier. FML

Well, at least she won´t be wearing the same kind of shoes

Today, I sent a picture to my best friend of the shoes I want to wear to prom. She replied, “Wow those are so unique”. I guess she forgot that last week she told me she only uses the word unique when she hates something. FML

You might have got a new friend

Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams’ phone number. After texting her “Hey, is this Stephanie?” I got a response saying “Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me.” FML

At least you didn´t get a dead cow

Today, the only birthday present I got was a gift card to a steak house. Not a bad gift, but I’m a vegan. FML

Thats her way to say you have made a good choice

Today, my friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted my boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML