fml.nu

when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Great, now you have a lunchbox for tomorrow

Today, I was driving and someone was following me across the city and wouldn’t let up, so I drove past my house, thinking it was a stalker. Eventually I lost them on the highway. It wasn’t until I’d gotten back home that I remembered that my ‘stalker’ was a coworker I’d invited over for lunch. FML

It must have tasted awful, because there probably was some salt in it already

Today, my boss finally did something nice for me and bought me a coffee. By mistake I poured salt in it. To not be ungrateful, I drank it all in front of her. FML

Chips are not that healty anyway

Today, I was so hungry when I finished work that I grabbed some chips to eat on the bus home. The guy who sat next to me spat in them as he left to get off. FML

A wound can heal. A bloody cake can´t.

Today, I accidentally cut myself while slicing some sponge cake. My husband’s first reaction was to ask if the cake had gotten bloody or not. FML

Hamburgers are not that healthy anyway

Today, I held the door open for an old lady, before realizing she was a teacher taking 20-plus kids to lunch at local burger joint, all of whom got in front of me in the line to order. FML