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when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Cat´s never answers the door

Today, I found my cat who’s been missing for three days, sitting inside my neighbor’s window. He won’t answer the door. FML

You think your life sucks, think about your daughters

Today, I found my dog drinking out of the toilet. My daughter was next to him, also drinking from the toilet. FML

In the future you can start help feeding the dog

Today, I got the last clean bowl out of the cupboard for a bowl of cereal. After I had finished, my family asked me if I had cleaned it first. It turns out that that specific bowl is apparently the dog’s, and everyone just puts it back after feeding him. FML

Just Quickly introduce “Bring your pet”-day at work

Today, I was late for work, so I grabbed my handbag, my sports bag and ran out. The bus arrived at the stop just as I did, so I hopped on and sat down, trying to catch my breath. I dumped my bags onto my knees and looked down to see my cat, staring back at me from inside my sports bag. FML

Don´t worry. The cat is fine.

Today, I went to my boyfriends house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML

Only 4 gunshots? They have 8 legs.

Today, I woke up to the sound of 4 gunshots from downstairs. I screamed, hid under the bed in tears and called the cops. Turned out my boyfriend hadn’t been murdered by a burglar like I thought – he’d found a tarantula in our living room and decided to feed it a face full of lead. FML

No, fuck his life

Today, I was on a boat and I thought I saw a towel fly off, but it was actually my fricken dog. FML

The snake wan´t eat your cheese

Today, our mouse problem finally started to go away. Now we have a snake problem. FML

Not the best day in the bunnys life either

Today, while going for a walk, I saw two bunnies next to the road. Apparently, I was scarier than the oncoming traffic, because one of them decided to sprint into the road as I walked by. I could hear its bones crunch as it got hit by a car. FML

Good thing they finally got to experience winter

Today, I woke up in my living room after having a party. I then realized my fish tank with many different species was missing from its usual spot. After searching for a few minutes, I finally found it in the freezer. FML