when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, picking up my children from school, I overheard some kids saying what a rotten person their dad was, and how they hated him. It was my kids talking to their friends about me! Why? Because I didn’t buy them a bag of jelly beans the day before. FML

March 22, 2018 at 7:20 pm Add a comment!

Now you know how to be the best dad ever.

Categories
Kids

« Today, it’s my 18th birthday. As I moved out of home to study, and currently spend 95% of my wage on rent, I asked my mother for any amount of money as my gift. I desperately need new shoes and underwear, and haven’t eaten for two days. Instead, I got a pair of earrings. FML

Today, I tried to remove my contact lens, but it wouldn’t budge. Turns out I was pulling on my cornea. I now have a pool of blood in my eye. FML »