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Congratulations. You can call him Jesus

Today, my mother got heartburn. She claimed she only gets heartburn when she is near a pregnant woman. She threatened to kick me out of the house if I didn’t take a pregnancy test, despite there being no way I was pregnant. Turns out, I am pregnant, and my mother’s ego has never been bigger. FML

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